I love love love authors who use warnings, largely because I rely on them. But, in addition to the big important warnings, I think we all also have fantasy warnings. Or, okay, I do. Here are just a few of the ones I long to see on stories - or, hey, I'd like to slap them on myself, sometimes
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You know what I want? I want WARNING: this story will be so aggressively mediocre that you will at no point get the thrill of finding a Truly Bad Fic OR the satisfaction of something with actual emotional content.
But I'm still scarred by the multi-chapter, perfect grammar and spelling, epically boring NC-17 Dawn Summers Loses Her Virginity Carefully and With Adequate Protection to an OMC (And Then Has Sex Again in Great Dull Detail For 28 Chapters) story I once read.
It was like I'd stumbled into a fan produced safer sex pamphlet.
(Yet I couldn't STOP reading it. I felt like maybe, maybe, I'd get to the point. Somewhere. Apparently, if there was one, it wasn't in that story.)
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I do this too!** I thought I was the only one who was unable to use the back button! I'm only just learning that it is *perfectly okay* to give up on a story. (Or if need be, skip to the last chapter and see if there's been any character development. And if there hasn't, well then, I feel remarkably like I've read the whole thing.)
**Not with this story, in particular, thank goodness. And please to not be providing a link, or I will read it just to see if it's as bad as you say.
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I have a hard time just clicking out of a story. Especially when I'm reading while I'm in transit. I figure, the page has loaded on my phone, I might as well read it. Which is NOT A GOOD PLAN.
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(ninja, vanish!)
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"Elegant" for glamorous and "clean" for presentable, maybe? LOL
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All true. This is love. And like, a thesis possibility for fanfic writers.
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You are breathing, right? Because with you, I'm always afraid laughter actually COULD kill you.
But, yay! I am glad you approve. And I stand ready to be a primary source should anyone wish to do the kind of thesis that will likely not result in a degree.
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THIS. I mean, iawtp 100% anyway, but this in particular. Yes. Please get help. Run far away from whoever told you that was what real relationships are like.
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I mean, I was fourteen when I was reading it, and even then I knew that your ass? is not in possession of a hymen. Really this time. I promise.
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