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[theforceoncrack]

[Good evening, Discedo. It's a little past a young child's bedtime, wouldn't you agree? Definitely for this one, at least. Six, or maybe seven years old, staring into the screen. He's small and scrawny, and his face is screwed up like he's prepared to fight tooth and nail to get out of here.]

What kinda phone is this? It's huge. It looks like some

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[mini_mera]

{Muttered to himself.}What is it with all these kids showin' up? {Says the 10 year old. He pauses at the whole 'that's what family does' thing. His brothers would come after him that was sure... but he'd never had any adult give a damn.}

You the brat of a Noble too?

[theforceoncrack]

What?! [Oh you have insulted him, tiny Ace.]

Uncle Frankie's a businessman! We don't even have nobles here anymore!

[mini_mera]

What the hell are you talking about? The nobles live in the walled city, beyond this dump.

Businessman, noble, they're all the same. All they care about is money and status. It doesn't matter that there are people suffering outside their walls or monsters destroying things.

I bet your Uncle isn't going to show. You may as well get used to it here.

[theforceoncrack]

What walled city? You mean New York? We're in New York! I think.

[FROWNING SO HARD.]

That's what they told me at the orphanage. That no one would ever take me. And then Uncle Frankie showed up. So you're wrong.

[mini_mera]

What do you mean WHAT walled city? The one over... {Over... somewhere.} You're not in New York, or whatever, either. This is Goa Kingdom.

Yeah well, you're not in some orphanage and your Uncle Frankie isn't here. Now suck it up.

[theforceoncrack]

The one over where [Nuh-uh, you're not getting out of that one.]

Goa Kingdom? We don't have king...

[Suddenly something dawns on his little face. And then he linefaces at Ace.]

Oh, right. The kingdom. And you're it's knight or something, right? Look, kid, you got time to play your little games, but I gotta find Jenny.

[And now he shall turn about. He must find his Jenny.]

[mini_mera]

What? Why the hell would I be a knight? I'm going to be a Pirate!

And I'm not playing any shitty games dammit!!

[theforceoncrack]

Okay, a pirate. Right.

Well, Mr pirate, I'm an adventurer who has to rescue a princess. So I really gotta get going, okay?

[mini_mera]

Tch, whatever you moron. Have fun getting eaten by a crocodile or mauled by a bear. It's definitely better than being caught and murdered by one of the crazies who live here.

You'll be lucky if she's alive.

[theforceoncrack]

Shut up.

[Don't you dare suggest that Jenny might be dead. Don't even go there bro.]

She's fine and I gotta find her.

[mini_mera]

Make me!

{He totally just did.}

[theforceoncrack]

Go to hell!

[I AM LEAVING NOW SEE. SEE. TURNING AWAY FROM YOU OOOOOHHHHHHH.]