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[theforceoncrack]

Dear whoever has Stan,

Please tell Linda so she'll stop freaking out and taking Shinji "hostage" and freaking out my girlfriend.

Love, Jackie.

PS. Stan, stop your girlfriend from being wacko.

Comments

[prodigal_axe]

She's not gonna hurt me. The stupid jokes about it--those freaked Jenny out, didn't they?

I mean she's just standing here. Couldn't do anything to me if she tried.

[theforceoncrack]

Just.

Ugh.

[prodigal_axe]

I'm just ignoring the situation.

Maybe it'll go away.

[theforceoncrack]

...Do you know where Stan is? Someone didn't really kidnap him, did they?

[adventlead]

...

What.

[theforceoncrack]

Someone has Stan or something and Linda's getting all messed up over it. It's bugging Jenny.

[adventlead]

What does this have to do with us?

[theforceoncrack]

...What?