Carlo = love + sass + good questions + tattoo.

[thefirstyear]

1. If you could buy sass, how many bottles would you buy and what flavor?
I would buy a 24 pack, which, in addition to being the most economical way to purchase bottled sass, would come with wrapped in plastic with an additional 3 ounce travel size bottle (which I imagine would look like some kind of fabulous flask)

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[lux_sux]

ok, so i at first i only saw the picture of your "flask" and read the words "for the busy" and i thought it was a whoopy cushion for people who know their victim's need to be embarressed while they're peeing or something and put it on toliet seats (YEA THAT MADE SENSE IN MY HEAD).

and then when i clicked on comments, i had scrolled down and started commenting before all the pictures loaded and the one it leads me to is the most horrendous thing i've ever seen. SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.ljak45

[thefirstyear]

HAHAHAHAHA...yes. Imagine my horror when I saw that after typing in "JESUS".

It will never be okay. Nor will the minds of any/all who see it.

People are f-ing gross.

[thefirstyear]

I did, however, find it funny his "ankle straps" look like something that you could buy at Hot Topic. I'm not entirely sure that's their intended use, but okay.

Bad. Very, very bad.

[lux_sux]

ick ick ick

the chapel on wheels was sweet though.
i hope they were blastin' some lil' kim and fitty cent up in thurr

[graydiaries]

I will forever love you for this.
Most likely the most amazing thing I will ever experience in life was the answer to these questions.
I'm the happiest person ever :)

[thefirstyear]

I'd say "lets get married", but we all know marriage leads to failure and hate. So instead I'm suggesting:

Lets start a church based on the above principles. You can seduce all the ladies into joining while smoking cigarettes and being hot and I will be the bitch who says mean things about Jesus.

xoxo (thanks for the fabulous questions).