My Horror Let Me Show You It

[theemdash]

It was muggy this morning as I walked down the ramp to the parking garage. So muggy and overcast that it almost combined to form a mist. The light flickered overhead like a power outage threatening in a storm. An alarm, constant from a truck, trill-beeped like an eerie omen. "The zombies are loose," it seemed to say, but that would be

Comments

[sopdetly]

Are you sure the mist wasn't Dementors breeding? CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

You're silly. *snuggles*

[theemdash]

It really wasn't misty, it just felt misty, if that makes any sense.

[sopdetly]

Damn. I was hoping the breeding had started. Guess that's the next full moon.

[theemdash]

I'm sorry, you want Dementors?

[momebie]

D:

Dude. That's terrifying! No coke. Gyah.

[theemdash]

I KNOW!

It gets worse, actually. I went down and the vending machine for the 20oz Cokes wasn't vending! And then I went back to the cashier to plead and apparently they don't have the key to the padlock. D: I got a can, but still! A can will only last me the morning! Oh noes!

[momebie]

Dude. >.> How did they lose the key to the coke fridge? Patrick is confused and annoyed by this turn of events.

[theemdash]

Some dude took it home. He's bringing it back, but still:

FAIL, CAFETERIA, FAIL!

[jedimara77]

You should bring cokes from home. That's what I do. But I drink the tiny cokes and they don't sell them here.

[theemdash]

Actually, JS has a fridge at her desk and I sometimes stick one in there, but I'm out.

[sidlj]

Padlock the coffee machine until this injustice is remedied.

That'll get you a fast response!

[theemdash]

There are too many coffee pots in the office. No one would notice.

[sidlj]

This is obviously an inequitable situation.

*plots revolution*

[theemdash]

Also, I think Daniel would disown me if I padlocked the coffee.

[kickingrad]

NO COKE?

HOW DO YOU LIVE?

[theemdash]

I GOT IT IN A CAN!

And for reals, if I couldn't have gotten a coke, I totally would have driven to a store and got some that way.

[kickingrad]

Well, that would only be right and proper.