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theemdash

Sentences Are Not Created Equally

Oct 24, 2007 15:05

Sentences like this make me hurt: Thomas buys his lunch at work, which consists of a sandwich and a bottle of water for $6.

grammar, work

Comments 25

momebie October 24 2007, 19:24:05 UTC

>.< Ow.

theemdash October 24 2007, 19:28:36 UTC

You know what I hate even more? I had to explain what was wrong with it.

momebie October 24 2007, 19:41:16 UTC

*smoosh* I won't let the bad editors bother you.

imthelobster October 24 2007, 19:35:17 UTC

...you had to explain what was wrong with that?

Uhm.

Brain. Explodes.

fiareynne October 24 2007, 19:39:30 UTC

I think I just had a spontaneous aneurysm (like there's such thing as a planned one.)

lindentreeisle October 24 2007, 19:47:48 UTC

You just need to practice.

I schedule mine for Sunday afternoons if possible; that way it doesn't interfere with my work schedule or ruin my enjoyment of the weekend.

fiareynne October 24 2007, 20:27:44 UTC

Ahh, so that's where I've been going wrong. That's very practical of you.

lindentreeisle October 24 2007, 20:49:05 UTC

I'm attempting to balance out the massive impracticality that permeates much of the rest of my life.

That reminds me, I need to submit a vacation time request for Halloween.

grass_stained October 24 2007, 19:41:56 UTC

Man, I wish my work consisted of a sandwich and a bottle of water.

theemdash October 24 2007, 20:18:40 UTC

I wonder what he does with the sandwich all day. I mean, is he supposed to take all day to eat it? It's it like, "Man, I want to knock off early today. *eats sandwich in two bites* See ya."?

theemdash October 24 2007, 20:18:59 UTC

Pretend that says "Is it" okay?

FAIL lindentreeisle October 24 2007, 19:46:16 UTC

I need a fail icon.

Or a self-inking rubber stamp that just says FAIL.

OR!! An icon of a self-inking rubber FAIL stamp!