Aug 05, 2009 09:49
[the post abruptly starts with a loud buzz of static which is more than enough of an attention grabber for anyone who's listening at that point in time. The static then clears after a few moments, and voices are heard shouting around in a mix of surprise and fear and some shock.]
Sir, you can't do this-you've just recovered and you what you need now is rest-
Silence! What I have to say is of great-cough-importance, you buffoon! Now let go of my journal!
Sir, I insist that- [voice is cut off there and then as Kristoph growls and then there's a yelp followed by the thump-presumably the other person falling down somewhere. There's some shuffling and more coughing, and then the man speaks. Or rather, screams.]
MILES EDGEWORTH! I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE SO BLATANTLY TRIED TO GET RID OF-cough-OF ME. DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU COULD TRY AND TAKE OVER ME WITH SUCH A PA-cough-PATHETIC ATTEMPT? IT'LL ONLY BE A THOU-cough-THOUSAND YEARS BEFORE YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO ACHIEVE PERFECTION, INGRATE! SHOW YOUR FACE NOW YOU COWAR-
[Kristoph stops abruptly, trailing off into a series of coughing and wheezing. There's a loud crash after that before the post is cut off.]
*headdesks*,
crazed madman speaking,
it'll take more than this,
filter : public,
diaf edgeworth,
idiots all of you,
voice post,
perfection is unstoppable,
not as planned,
plotting plotting,
its only the beginning,
devil's luck with the devil's hand,
fools all of you,
i will not tolerate imperfection,
this will not end well