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[thedeadparrot]

You know what I need? I need to be sucked into some magical world so I can have a heartwarming adventure filled with difficult trials and eventually come back to the real world as a better person.

Comments

[rinkori]

Don't we all?

[thedeadparrot]

Entirely possible.

[beatle9]

That sounds like it could be a line from something but it's not. But, sometimes I feel like I'd like to escape this world for a little while, too. I guess the closest that you can come now is by turning off your cell phone and sleeping. Or just driving out in the country. Or listening to music with headphones on. I hope you can find that adventure soon.

[thedeadparrot]

I mostly meant the "be a better person" part of that.

I have recently been struck by a near-incapacitating fear of change in the future, which I realize is stupid and pathetic, hence the need for heart-warming and informative hijinks in magical worlds.

[maideleh]

.....may I suggest crawling into a wardrobe? It's worked before, afterall.

[thedeadparrot]

*puts on To-Do list*

[perplexigon]

sounds like you want to be a lawyer for the Middle-Earth Civil Liberties Union.

[thedeadparrot]

I was thinking more along the lines of The Pagemaster, but hey! I think there's a joke here that's just going over my head.

[rubikcube]

Whoa, Macaulay Culkin was the kid from The Pagemaster! Never made the connection.

[thedeadparrot]

Well, considering he's only on screen for like 15 minutes, that is completely understandable.

[evilmogget]

Y'know, every good adventurer needs a sidekick, or conscience. If you require either, hit me up.

[thedeadparrot]

We can go together! And when we're attacked by a dragon we can do the girly thing of clutching each other and screaming!

[lykaios]

who doesn't?

[thedeadparrot]

Excellent point.