Two new games promoting "The Seeker: The Dark is Rising".

[eruvadhril]

Comments

[fakymcfakerson]

"Cornered in the center of the mall by shape-shifting security guards..."

Intellectually, I *know* that 99% of the time, any game based on a movie will be absolute crap compared. Emotionally, however, I didn't take into account what must happen when the movie said crap game is based on is also absolute crap. The game, therefore, is like this... black hole of uber-crap. :(

[eruvadhril]

I know that I've only got the trailer to go from, but I was under the impression that the security guards shape-shifted into a bunch of birds, and chased Will through the mall. I was not aware that Gollum/Kreuger hybrids were involved.

Actually, come to think of it, they remind me of the monsters out of that movie, "Quest for Camelot".

[calpatine]

I don't understand how even the Signs can be so wrong. How could they get the Signs wrong? The Sign of Iron is a feather! I just ... sdlfaksjdflkaj. Just thinking about the movie gives me epileptic fits.

Additionally, I love your icons.

[athenazandrite]

I've resigned myself to pretending it doesn't exist. Selective ignorance.

[placebetween]

At least Will is marginally attractive, for a fourteen-year-old.

[ashkitty]

*sputters of incoherent rage*

[forochel]

I'm so far beyond horror right now that this whole thing is just MADE OF LULZ for me. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Y HAY THAR, NOT-WILL-STANTON, Y R U LOOKING SO CONSTIPATED?