MIDBOSS POWER LIST
Because I have absolutely no attention span for threads tonight apparently, I haven't gotten around to distributing midboss powers IC. I will do my best to get to everyone, HOWEVER! In the very likely case that I don't, I have taken the liberty of posting everyone's respective midboss powers here for your reference.
Russel - the power to make his enemies hover up to eight inches off the ground, and then drop them suddenly.
Mascots - velcro on their heads so they can stick together. Also, laser pointers.
Mana - the power to turn any part of her body into stone. And by stone I mean that textured styrofoam stuff they use on crappy planters.
Seifer - covered in sentient potato bugs that he can control at will.
T-elos - anytime she is in combat, the Hamster Dance plays loudly and unstoppably.
Ladd - rocketboots!!!
Hidan - a dragon egg from that dragon egg site. It won't hatch until the end of the weekend.
Joker - projectile jellybeans.
Yuusuke - farts rainbows and kittens.
Jet - the power to see everyone naked. And the power to turn his penis invisible at will.
Goofy - if he manages to count to 100 uninterrupted, instant death for his enemy.
Bowser - the power to create and control pastries.
Ryan - the power to make his enemy relive their most painful memory in the form of a musical number.
Deadpool - a sentai transformation sequence that does nothing.
Onigiri - THE POWER TO LOOK LIKE SEPHIROTH AND/OR LANCE BASS AT WILL.
Jack - a direct psychic link to Ocelot's brain wherein he knows exactly when and what Ocelot is fantasizing about him. Cannot be turned off.
Toph - a cape. Its power will reveal itself when the time is right. (It does nothing.)
Replica - the power to duplicate himself, but none of the duplicates work as a team and they return to one body in ten minutes.
Lina & Gourry - Wonder Twin powers.
Itachi - No penalty for using the Sharingan, but it takes place in the world of Teletubbies.
Note: Contact us if this power does not work for you and we will think of something even dumber. If there's anyone I've missed, hit me up here!
Russel - the power to make his enemies hover up to eight inches off the ground, and then drop them suddenly.
Mascots - velcro on their heads so they can stick together. Also, laser pointers.
Mana - the power to turn any part of her body into stone. And by stone I mean that textured styrofoam stuff they use on crappy planters.
Seifer - covered in sentient potato bugs that he can control at will.
T-elos - anytime she is in combat, the Hamster Dance plays loudly and unstoppably.
Ladd - rocketboots!!!
Hidan - a dragon egg from that dragon egg site. It won't hatch until the end of the weekend.
Joker - projectile jellybeans.
Yuusuke - farts rainbows and kittens.
Jet - the power to see everyone naked. And the power to turn his penis invisible at will.
Goofy - if he manages to count to 100 uninterrupted, instant death for his enemy.
Bowser - the power to create and control pastries.
Ryan - the power to make his enemy relive their most painful memory in the form of a musical number.
Deadpool - a sentai transformation sequence that does nothing.
Onigiri - THE POWER TO LOOK LIKE SEPHIROTH AND/OR LANCE BASS AT WILL.
Jack - a direct psychic link to Ocelot's brain wherein he knows exactly when and what Ocelot is fantasizing about him. Cannot be turned off.
Toph - a cape. Its power will reveal itself when the time is right. (It does nothing.)
Replica - the power to duplicate himself, but none of the duplicates work as a team and they return to one body in ten minutes.
Lina & Gourry - Wonder Twin powers.
Itachi - No penalty for using the Sharingan, but it takes place in the world of Teletubbies.
Note: Contact us if this power does not work for you and we will think of something even dumber. If there's anyone I've missed, hit me up here!