NOTE TO SELF #688

[thecure4ca]

After a 2.5 year absence, I see that Live Journal looks like The Walking Dead. Glad to see some of you survived the onslaught. Now where do ya keep the braaaaaaaaaaiiiiins?

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Now where do ya keep the braaaaaaaaaaiiiiins?

[adman]

I am so hot!! And by that I don’t mean I’ve got sashaying hips and perky titular accoutrements that could take your eye out. No, I mean that the temperature is currently such that my brain is quite genuinely boiling inside the cavernous oven of my head. All Hannibal Lecter would have to do is pop my skull open and he’d find a delightfully pre-cooked brain-snack. If he wanted to make a meal of me, he could eat me on toast or with a fresh summer salad. Either way, I’m Hannibal’s foodie wet dream right now. He’s currently either in prison or stalking Clarice whilst salivating about the juicy tender morsel that is my roasted brain.

Moving on........................................ actually, no - I’ve got nothing! But at least I’ve got a good excuse, what with my slow cooked brain braised in a zesty self-saucing jus. You, on the other hand, have no such defence.

[notmrgarrison]

I'm still looking for mine.

[freakyme]

Mmmmm braaaaaaaaiiiiiiins.

[thecure4ca]

I need to call for help. We gotta get y'all transported to the year 2012 ASAP! In the future, brains are optional. In fact, most people have none. You'll be the smartest humans in the world! Like the film Idiocracy...just don't eat Adman's brains. You'll get Mad Cow Disease. He's got nice utters though...who knew?

just don't eat Adman's brains. You'll get Mad Cow Disease. He's got nice utters though

[adman]

Noted