Unrequited.

[thecultnextdoor]

I'm still mourning the loss of my one true love: the two-headed, cigarette chicken I lost on Ebay.

Comments

[anonymous]

smoking cock is so 1999

[thecultnextdoor]

i always figure it out before SHE has the opportunity to rope in her minions to execute her poorly thought out pranks. no surprise. what is a prank without surprise anyway? it's nothing. maybe it's "wacky" though. wacky is def. a million steps behind prank in the order of things. don't you agree?

anyway, nice try though. come again.
xo

[thecultnextdoor]

SHE MADE THAT SHIT UP. I ONLY LIKE EARTH CRISIS AND DAG NASTY.I'M STUCK IN THE 90S, TRUE. BUT NOT HER 90S.

LEAVE ME ALONE.
SUCK CLASSIFICATION.
I'M GOING BACK TO MY ROOM.
I HATE U ALL. NOONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

STUPID PRANKS.

Not an improvement from THIS

[anonymous]

Re: Not an improvement from THIS

[thecultnextdoor]

THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK STUPID.
LEARN SOME HTML.

AND STOP SITTING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE OR I WILL CALL THE COPS. THEY KNOW WHERE I LIVE BC THEY'VE BEEN HERE SO MUCH.

[hymen_danzig]

kid, you're SOOOOOOOOO 1999 minus the coolness of Prince. Try avoiding all that shit music you worship, like the goo goo dolls. PEACE!

[thecultnextdoor]

i always figure it out before SHE has the opportunity to rope in her minions to execute her poorly thought out pranks. no surprise. what is a prank without surprise anyway? it's nothing. maybe it's "wacky" though. wacky is def. a million steps behind prank in the order of things. don't you agree?

anyway, nice try though. come again.
xo

PS.
U FUCKIN SUCK. IF ALL U THINK IS "COOL" ABOUT THE 90S IS PRINCE, YOU ARE DUMB, DUMB, AND DUMBER. I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anonymous]

I heard this was your favorite song ever so I thought I would come through the power of LJ and share these rilly deep lyrics with you

[thecultnextdoor]

i always figure it out before SHE has the opportunity to rope in her minions to execute her poorly thought out pranks. no surprise. what is a prank without surprise anyway? it's nothing. maybe it's "wacky" though. wacky is def. a million steps behind prank in the order of things. don't you agree?

anyway, nice try though. come again.
xo

PS. NONE OF YOU ARE EVEN GETTING THIS PRANK RIGHT. DO I HAVE TO BOTH:
1. THROW MY OWN SURPRISE PARTIES FOR MYSELF?

AND

2. PULL THESE PRANKS ON MYSELF BC I CAN DO IT SO SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU PEOPLE?

I THINK SO.
U ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[squiishy]

how semi-charmed life.

[thecultnextdoor]

it's my so called life. duh duh duh.