Why always whiskey...

[thecretin]

No I haven't been drinking whiskey but whenever liquor get spilled on me by another person, it is whiskey, twice it has been by accident, once intentionally. Are my clothes destined to smell like cheap booze? because I don't spill my booze on me, it always someone with whiskey...we're not in Tennessee people! I still don't have an internship but

Comments

[lightupyourroom]

perhaps it's because people who drink whiskey obviously don't care about what they're drinking.

[coppatop]

Fuck you guys. It was jameson's and it is amazing whiskey.

[thecretin]

Still doesn't explain Heather and that chick from the bar.

[tutes3]

it is the whiskey gods demonstrating their rage at you not providing acceptables sarcrifices of human liver cells