Dammit, someone put a "Stalk Me" sign on my back again, didn't they?

[thecraftybitch]

Yuck. This super creepy middle-aged guy who comes to the Apollo a lot was there tonight. He always says stuff like, "There's my girl!" and other inappropriate things as well as "fondling my aura" as I described to John and Eddie

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[tkrumreig]

I think you need a pin that says something like "No stalking Apollo employees" or "I have enough stalkers" or something.

Or get a pretty silver band or something (cheap) and put it on your wedding finger, only when at work or in umcomfortable situations. Then tell them Fabio, your husband, will "bust their shit up"...

[thecraftybitch]

I don't think I tell you how much I love you nearly enough.

I'm still in the market for a cheap engagement ring.

[tkrumreig]

It is completely understood.