W. T. F.?!

[thecrack_up]

I got home from classes today and opened a beer. I was waiting for Ernesto to get home so that we could decide what to eat for dinner and everything. There was a knock on the door and while it wasn't expected, it wasn't outside the realm of possibility for one of us to get a package or mail that required a signature. I opened the door to discover a

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[tollingforthee]

You poor schmuck. For the record: I don't want anything belonging or coming from that harpy anywhere near my apartment. If she so much blows our way, I'm going to start planning my revenge.

You pass that on the next time she assaults you, dude.

[thecrack_up]

I can handle her. So far it's just flowers. Even a pantywaist like me can handle those.

[tollingforthee]

All I'm saying is that she's not messing with a pair of high-school alcoholics anymore. S'all.

(We're in college now, natch.)