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thecompanymutt

Pawns on the board

Jul 07, 2008 16:28

Zev didn't know there was such a thing as a DOPE agency, a few days ago. Now he knows one of its agents and has just become aware that there is a double agent working between that group and his own. It's amazing the things the CIA doesn't consider to be on his 'need to know' list. This morning, though, he received an order to meet in private with ( Read more... )

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agentwest July 7 2008, 21:11:21 UTC

West shot himself down to the bar as soon as he got the note, hoping to beat his CIA counterpart. He would usually be hoping the meeting is as short as possible, but he has extra information. He knows it's Zev and he knows from his little buddy Saturday what Zev is like. He's going by Saturday's awkward description of the other agent. Sat describes him to be tall, about six feet with mostly dark hair. White streaks at his temples that look natural or the best starter wings he's ever seen. Sharp features. Long eyebrows, thin lips, good looking. Saturday actually describes him as good looking. It puts his dick in a bit of a twist, honestly ( ... )

thecompanymutt July 7 2008, 21:43:02 UTC

There's a pause, then Zev smiles down at the table. At least this will be more amusing than he'd thought ( ... )

agentwest July 7 2008, 22:10:23 UTC

West is only a little disappointed his joke doesn't get it's punchline, but he quickly moves on.
"Noooo way, sunshine. That cherry cannot be popped. I've been trying for years. Especially after he got hitched. They sent you pictures.. fucking gorgeous woman. And she tried everything even tried talking to me about it. I offered to teach her, but... I was walking fucked up for a few days after. Saturday was real protective of his wife. He tried harder then I've ever seen a homo try and I think a lot of it was to make her happy not just to make himself feel straight ( ... )

thecompanymutt July 7 2008, 22:30:46 UTC

"Yeah, well, you can't fault me for at least trying to get a piece. The challenge is half the draw. ... That girl was amazing looking, you're right. And I don't know how a guy could have that waiting in bed and not honestly question his flaccid prick."
Zev shakes his head. He tried being straight for a while. He really did. Thought it would fix a lot of his problems. Just made him feel like an insecure, limp-dicked loser who was a master of angering and disappointing women.
"I know about the drinking already. I bought him one. Watched him get half-way through it and then return it all over the floor. Not a pretty sight. Of course, I think it was half the booze and half culture shock. I don't think I've ever seen a cultural shift give someone actual shock before ( ... )

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