LAST GROUP ROLL CALL

[thebutlersawed]

OCT 24 - Gil, Miranda, Violet, Katou, Eddie

I'm having to work from home today so kinda distracted but if you don't mind it maybe taking a few days let's ROLL.

[You end up wandering in one of the corn fields this fine, moonlit night...]

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[autorejoin]

[yeah, he's walking alone and lighting up a cigarette. he's got a katana with him but he's in no position to grab it readily]

[thebutlersawed]

[is that the wind in the corn behind you-?]

[autorejoin]

[moves to protect the flame from his lighter so the wind doesn't cut it out, and---there, cigarette's lighted now. success \o/]

[thebutlersawed]

[That's odd. Did something just cast a shadow on you?]

[autorejoin]

[looks up]

What the hell, I don't see any clouds...

[thebutlersawed]

[SUDDEN WHIRRING CHAINSAW IN YOUR SPACE]

[autorejoin]

[it's too fast to even go for the katana, shit--]

[have a montage of "MY LIFE SUCKS", starring five other previous deaths--the most recent one involving getting eaten by a teenage girl]

[thebutlersawed]

...Wooooow! Major turn-on!

[and HACKING YOU APART which is cool as apparently you're more likely to regenerate than wake up at a save point huh. THEN FUCKS GENTLY OFF INTO THE NIGHT]

[autorejoin]

[THIS IS NOT SUCCESS]