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[thebrothersplay]

[His hair's a little frazzled--which really shows that something's not quite right, because really, he'd normally be pristine.

But he isn't.

And that's because he can't get out of bed. Namely because there is a certain twin sleeping there and he'd rather not wake up Hikaru, though it's really odd that Hikaru is sleeping there and not in bed.]So

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[spectaculaire]

Kaoru, you're awake! Wonderful, we need to have a Host Club meeting posthaste!

[spectaculaire]

[that he's like in college and you're still a wee little high schooler? i mean what.]

Haha, well, as much as anyone else. This place is still rather mysterious.

[blink] Hm? Oh no, she's only been here since around the summer. So just a few months. [he'll leave out the part where she's technically been here two other times in the past two and a half years.]

[1/2]

[thebrothersplay]

[Shhhhh. That part is still really weird. Might have to start calling you 'old man'.]

"Just a few months"? A few months seems like a pretty long time to me.

[2/2] IDK ABOUT THE HANDWAVING OR WHAT HAS OR HASN'T HAPPENED, SO-- /SHRUGS

[thebrothersplay]

Long enough to tell everyone her secret, anyway.

[...Seriously, what's up with that?]

IDK EITHER WE'LL FLOW WITH IT.

[spectaculaire]

[lakjsdfljasdf]

It was her choice! And most people already knew from the last time-[...er.]

[thebrothersplay]

...Last time? You should be more clear. Not all of us have been here as long as you.

[spectaculaire]

...Er...ahahaha...... [how to explain] You see, it's possible for people to come into Somarium, leave, and then come back again.

[thebrothersplay]

Oh, I knew that. We figured that out a long time ago.

[What with everyone telling them they'd been there before.]

I thought you were going to say something useful.

[spectaculaire]

[sigh] I should have guessed.

But yes, keeping Haruhi's gender here a secret is rather pointless.

[thebrothersplay]

You could have told us that before, you know.

[He's not really angry, though. After all, he's generally pretty reasonable, and this entire situation is pretty strange.]

Oh well~! Now we can take her shopping for nice dresses and get her out of some of those awful outfits!

[spectaculaire]

I thought it would be better if she told you yourself, but...[well. things. happened.

.....WAIT WHAT-]

W-Wait a minute, you can't do that!!! I mean it would be nice to see her in a dress-but that's not the point! She should be shopping with girls! Girls!

[thebrothersplay]

[SO. AMUSED.]

Come on, you know that we'd make sure she'd get some actually fashionable dresses to wear.

If her secret's out, she could even wear one to the next event.

[Yes, the ever present 'we', and yes, it is an entirely innocent suggestion. It doesn't take much to piece together that Haruhi's secret no longer being a secret + a lot of months of her and Tamaki in this place - Hikaru or he there to interfere = ...well.

....doesn't mean he can't make this sound a bit like a date.]

It's been awhile since Hikaru and I have spent much time with Haruhi alone.

[spectaculaire]

B-B-B-B-B-But-!!

[spectaculaire]

I forbid it!!

[thebrothersplay]

[As if hearing something else entirely--]

Oh! You're right! I should ask her~

[Click!]

[spectaculaire]

[LKJSDLJFALDSFJ YELLING AT THE PHONE EVEN THOUGH HE HUNG UP]

KAORU!!!

KAAOOOOORRUUU!!!!!