I have a reason for asking, I swear

[thebratqueen]

If one were going to dress as a monkey, yet for whatever reason did not have a monkey costume, what could they wear that would suggest "monkey" to you?

I promise I am not asking for reasons of terrorism.

...that you know of.

Comments

[sizequeen]

A bell boy uniform.

[eac]

Could you be a sock monkey instead? (Makeup and sweater that suggests sock monkey?)

[thebratqueen]

Unfortunately it'd need to be the suggestion of regular monkey.

Regular Monkey was also the name of my fourth album, by the way. 8)

[eac]

Unfortunately it'd need to be the suggestion of regular monkey.

Hm. I doubt you've got a fuzzy brown sweater lying around, huh?

[thebratqueen]

Nope. But at least this provides brainstorming material.

[hazelhawthorne]

Fez.

Short vest.

Balloon Type Pantaloons.

Cymbals.

[spleeny]

A shirt that says "I am a monkey."

[thebratqueen]

True, but I'm so tired of wearing my old work uniform....

[reginagiraffe]

I agree with the above. Dress in brown with a yellow vest (pref. embroidered) and a red fez. (And maybe a leash and collar! *g*)