The Mystery of the Underwear Bulge
Have any of you purchased men's underwear lately? If you have you'll know what I'm talking about, but if not, check it out on your next trip to your local retail facility. By looking at the package, many of you will find something that is utterly rediculous. Not just any ordinary level of rediculousness.....it tops the rediculous level of my mom pouring sugar on her fruit loops and then eating them dry. Yes that's right, the underwear marketers must find it fully necessary to include "The Bulge" on the packaging. Unexceptable. I mean, perhaps it'd be a good way of showing how tube socks can be used or something....but come on. I could go without seeing "The Bulge". Damnit.