BTR Kogan: Billboards Lighting Up The Block

[moonspoken]

Title: Billboards Lighting Up The Block
Author: snorefest
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, they belong to Nickelodeon and associates. I am writing this for fun and not for profit.
Fandom: Big Time Rush
Pairings/Characters: Kendall/Logan mainly, James/Carlos, one-sided OC/Logan a teensy bit of OT4 action
Rating: NC-17 like for realsies what has

Comments

[airekuh]

FIRRRRSSSTTT

I might be little bitter than I'm not the only girl you'll ever love, but I'll get over it.

[moonspoken]

I love getting first posts. Like more than I should. And I think I've mentioned this before but-- your icon. lol. Just, seriously.

I was lying but don't tell KB that. Aw sugarplum you know you're my forever girl

[airekuh]

Okay, okay, okay. I'm trying really hard to keep it together right now for you because this amazingness deserves amazing reviews but how can you expect me to be able to form coherent sentences when you go and do something like that to me?! How?! It's not fair, Erin. NOT FAIR AT ALL.

Here goes.

First of all you know that I absolutely love the way you've written them. I could tell from the moment I first read the start of this that you had such a grasp on them and their characters and it's really just perfect. Just every single thing is so amazingly them. Even Carlos and James in their little parts were so perfect.

"That's the best part!" James said indignantly.

YES! Just, yes. So James so incredibly James and you managed to capture it. It's amazing. You're amazing

[_kirbylicious_]

Oh god, Erin, this is amazing. I want to be able to write like you, because I am a mess of incoherency and want to quote my favourite bits but it will be all of it, and I just. Guh.

"I'll be taking this, first," Kendall said, and brought Logan's hand up to his mouth, slid his mouth over Logan's finger to catch on the tiny silver ring with his teeth and drag it down over the knuckles.

This is just perfect, and so them and I can't even. I love this so much.

[stttmsbwa]

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WOMAN YOU SLAY ME.

I really like this verse, this whole idea, and poor innocent little Logan. Hahaha.

Also -- your excessive use of Konas had me cracking up. YOU'RE SO SILLY, CARLITOS, EVEN IN YOUR OWN FICS. BWAHAHAAHAHAHA

And then the porns. Oh goddddd the porns. DEAD. Just DEAD.

Although my favorite part?

"It's nice to meet you too," Logan said, and then almost by habit. "I carry a rape whistle."

I WANT TO SAY THIS TO SOMEONE SOMEDAY.

You're the best and I love you.

BY THE WAY WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ONE TRU LOVE OR ARE YOU STILL ANGRY THAT I WAS HOPPING ON THE JAMES/KENDALL SHIP A LITTLE AGGRESSIVELY. MY SPARKLY BOYFRIEND HEART FEELS A LITTLE DAMAGED. *sad faces*

[ruavain]

Okay, uhm.

You, this, I, we, you - will you marry me?

There were so many FANTASTIC and wonderful lines that I wanted to copy and paste and rain delighted praise down upon you forever for, but as I kept reading I realized that I may as well just copy your entire story so I'll limit myself to this one:
"I'll be taking this, first," Kendall said, and brought Logan's hand up to his mouth, slid his mouth over Logan's finger to catch on the tiny silver ring with his teeth and drag it down over the knuckles.
Fucking wonderful. sexy. amazing. love it. love you. YES, PLEASE.

I love the use of Konas and Donovan and THE KONAS BROTHERS... I'm dying.

brb dead