Operation: Cleanse the world with fire

[thebitterguy]

Yahoo has a page called OMG.Yahoo.com.

Some days I get up and I pray for a cleansing nuclear war, or asteriod, or plague of zombies.

Comments

[rickj]

MY EYES. THEY BURN!!!!!!

Turn keys on my mark

[absinthe_dot_ca]

Initiating missile launch sequence...

Opening silo doors...

Target guidance locked...

Primary coupling disengaged...

Secondary systems ... offline

Secondary systems unresponsive

We have a failure in secondary systems array number 3, repeat, a failure in secondary systems array number 3. Abort launch, no duff, no duff, no duff.

Roger, we copy, no duff launch abort.

Sorry, man, we tried.

Re: Turn keys on my mark

[thebitterguy]

That's what you get when WMD systems are built by the lowest bidder.

[righteousfist]

Did you notice that it's actually OMG! beta?

[thebitterguy]

Ah, man. When it goes live, it'll probably blacken the sun and kill every firstborn.

[jkahane]

The plague of zombies happened... 1905.

You can check it out here. :)

[spross]

The cleansing fire of an antimatter bomb would be good, just about now. Can you spare a couple billion for supplies?