A shoutout to my boys tatsuya and sandy, who were once mere peons, but are now the marshall applewhite, david koresh, or jim jones of the cult that is lakeside crew. Congratulations.

If you burn enough bridges you essentially become an island. But is it an island like the one in lord of the flies, or is it like the island in the blue lagoon?

3:1 that's the ratio of people i'm mad at versus the people i'm not. your thoughts?

I hate to get all emotional, but i have a big problem. I want to get adopted by two families. I mean, i love andrew's family, and i always will, but i am also now in love with the cramer family. I don't know what to do! Please somebody help. OMG!!

"I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies."--classic words of wisdom from a wise man.

"Sometimes you just gotta say, "what the fuck?""--life lesson from joel goodson.

When in need of a plan for life, just look to movies: "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine"

The following exchange takes place in the movie "the general's daughter"

Brenner: What did he do? Rape?
Moore: Worse than rape.
Brenner: Murder?
Moore: Worse than murder.
Brenner: Worse than murder? What's worse than murder?
Moore: When you find that out, then you will know everything.

If you are in seattle over spring break, and you wish to pass time together, and we get along reasonably well, call me and we can hang out. If we get along less well, call my friend Tatsuya. Or you can post a comment and i will read it. Maybe. Thanks. Ben

I feel like shit. stupid fever. it's like that adam sandler song in the wedding singer, you know, somebody kill me please? yep. Thoughts?

Look, if you make plans to hang out with somebody, don't go back on your word. I don't care if you say "i can't hang out" but if you say "yeah yeah, let's hang out" and then call back when you should be hanging out and say something like "sorry, i'm busy doing something else" it's like what the fuck? were you planning on having that appointment ( Read more... )