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May 28, 2011 19:04

One eyebrow. One. Just one. Out of everything that I have done or...well, what they've said I've done...the flood or the Admiral or whoever...picked Jabez Lemon-Skye as the most important. It's the colour, isn't it?

Well, it doesn't matter. It wasn't as if I did anything wrong. Ripping off eyebrows isn't exactly the worst pain to feel. Besides, I ( Read more... )

crazy jane, a green in mind, a grey at heart, the dis-words, don't talk about the nose, service to the collective, jabez deserved it

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needshumility May 29 2011, 00:31:30 UTC

Jane.

No. No. Don't.

thebestnose May 29 2011, 00:35:43 UTC

Shut up, Eddie.

needshumility May 29 2011, 00:39:58 UTC

No. Don't try and justify it, please.

Not with 1.1.01.01.008.

thebestnose May 29 2011, 00:43:07 UTC

I'm not-oh.

You weren't meant to see it.

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sharpememory May 29 2011, 00:37:09 UTC

How do you rip off someone's eyebrow?

thebestnose May 29 2011, 00:40:23 UTC

...how do you think?

sharpememory May 29 2011, 01:07:23 UTC

Slowly? They're not like velcro, I doubt they'd come off in one piece.

thebestnose May 29 2011, 01:08:23 UTC

Slowly hurts more.

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you_run_i_chase May 29 2011, 19:52:27 UTC

You ripped off someone's eyebrow? Well done.

thebestnose May 29 2011, 19:53:16 UTC

It was the only way to get him to listen.

you_run_i_chase May 29 2011, 20:07:24 UTC

So did it work?

thebestnose May 29 2011, 20:07:55 UTC

He stopped asking me to tea. And stopped commenting on my nose.

So yes.

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Private thebestnose May 29 2011, 23:39:00 UTC

Yours was a bit more extreme, I noticed.

My what? Sacrifice?

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Re: Private thebestnose May 29 2011, 23:45:48 UTC

Death. The Mildew.

Broken bones. The list is endless.

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strangehstorian May 30 2011, 08:25:29 UTC

Eyebrow?

That is a very strange thing to lose.

thebestnose May 30 2011, 12:09:20 UTC

It was for the best.