Comments | thebearlivesnow: "Girls are like apples on trees" lets rephrase that from a guys view

thebearlivesnow

"Girls are like apples on trees" lets rephrase that from a guys view

Mar 24, 2004 18:30

Boy's, firstly don't compare their girl prospects to apples on trees. Secondly, they are afraid to look at the top due to the fact that they don't want to be played. Girls have this way of teasing and teasing and then dropping. That’s why the guys are eating the apples that have fallen on the ground, because they are always being dropped to the ( Read more... )

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anonymous March 24 2004, 15:46:43 UTC

Let me see if a wisened old man like me can put this into proper perspective for you once FSIL. The problem with the apples at the top, are not only they unreachable most times, don't forget the ladder wobbles mightily where the tree is weakest, but the apples there have been whipped by the wind quite a bit more than those lower on the tree and thus are basically unprotected. These apples also are the same ones that occasionally end up on the ground and thus easier to reach because they have been on the tree too damned long. And what happens on the way to the ground, well these apples have a longer way to go, a bigger fall from grace so to speak and usually are quite damaged by the time you get to them on the ground - at least badly bruised with some rot. Not to say that one cannot occasionally see one of these apples falling and rush to save them, but that can cause much pain - gravity, speed and density as well as the tender skin of a young man's palm. So my young searcher of truth and justice and all things considered, why not ( ... )

apples and cows anonymous March 24 2004, 20:58:06 UTC

My grandma always used to say " Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free." You know what i mean?

Re: apples and cows anonymous March 25 2004, 05:50:52 UTC

If you buy the cow, not only do you get udder delight, you could end up with a brand new leather couch if the bitch don't moo. Just a thought from a peach lover.

anonymous March 27 2004, 15:11:53 UTC

the only girls that say that are the single ones that cant get any dates, meaning theyre ugly

anonymous March 29 2004, 03:41:57 UTC

but does it matter if a girls ugly or not? just because shes not "easy on the eyes" doesnt mean shes not worthy of you time. see, girls dont go for guys because they are arrogent assholes. we, being the smarter sex, figured this out a long time ago. so, if you think that the girl in each of your relationship was at fault...think again. maybe she was doing her part to meet you "halfway" but you were to damn busy jacking off to notice. girls arent always to blame, we dont think we are superior to guys. we just hate being treated like crap.

response to last writer thebearlivesnow March 29 2004, 07:35:58 UTC

Ok, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but the latest opinion I just read went a little bit overboard.....seems as if you have some anger management problems....please keep comments of the sort to yourself....the reply's that are posted on here for fun, and 9 times out of 10, they are replyed to by people who don't even have a clue what the hell they are talking about....if you take offense to online journals, maybe its time to go outside and get away from your computer, thanks.

Re: response to last writer anonymous March 30 2004, 14:54:04 UTC

It's seem here we have a failure to communicate. By just jacking off are you speaking literal or figurative? There is indeed quite a difference, although the two actions share many a similarity. The literal can be distracting in a relationship, unless of course the action is unilateral, in which case it would serve to enhance the relationship. The figurative can also be distracting, unless of course the action is meant to buy time while one finds the depths of one's soul and determines the future of said relationship.

In regards to the anger of both the writer and the respondant, which is evident on both parts, it would appear that some neglect, either sexual or emotional occured. In either case, just remember that some jacking off is necessary in life, both literal and figurative and in both cases it serves the same purpose - BUST A NUT BEFORE THE NUT BUSTS YOU! Now, how about them peaches? Love and kisses once FFIL.