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thebackburner

YEAH OKAY.

Nov 28, 2007 19:15

I have a list of thirteen characters I currently play or have played (that have not been reapped), they are listed 1-13 in no particular order. Ask me questions using the numbers 1-13 and after I get a few questions I'll go through and answer them using the character listed to each number ( Read more... )

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scalesfromeyes November 29 2007, 00:42:42 UTC

1, 4, and 13 form an amateur detective group. Does it last when 2 hires them to investigate his/her spouse 7's death? And why DID 7 die?

lolmafialol November 30 2007, 07:08:05 UTC

Colonello, Leonardo, and Snake form an amateur detective group. Does it last when Kazu hires them to investigate his/her spouse Winry's death? And why DID Winry die?

M-man. WELL. That's a. FUCKING METAL DETECTIVE GROUP. Kazu hires them to investigate his super hot toppy wife's death (HE IS PROBABLY DEVASTATED) and he's ACCUSED OF THE KILLING HIMSELF because he is SO ABUSED BY HER and the cops must have figured HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. But since it's two OMEGA BADASSES and they have Leo to actually manage their abilities instead of just blowing up/tranqing up everything they cross, they figure it out. I imagine she was killed by some horrible tragic accident in the end, because Winry only abuses the people she loves and Kazu would be an adorable whipped husband. :( TRAGEDY.

on_a_parkbench November 29 2007, 00:55:02 UTC

3, 7, and 13 are throwing a party for 5. What is the theme of the party, and what kind of cake do they have?

huh_justababy November 30 2007, 07:15:09 UTC

Manji, Winry, and Snake are throwing a party for Yuusuke. What is the theme of the party, and what kind of cake do they have?

I imagine it is a CAR PARTY, where Keiko's car has broken down and Yuusuke's in charge of fixing it, only he FAILS and he called Snake and Manji, the two BIGGEST BADASSES HE KNOWS, and they both fail too because Manji's from the Edo period and Snake got hit on the head recently so he doesn't remember that particular model. So then they all have to call on Winry to teach them how to fix a car. They eat birthday cake from a convenience store because they're all hobos.

the_wildcat November 29 2007, 01:46:56 UTC

6, 5, 11, and 2 form a band. What's it called, is it any good, and who plays what? What happens if 12 gets a backstage pass and meets the band?

lolmafialol November 30 2007, 07:25:02 UTC

Cloud, Yuusuke, Kyon, and Kazu form a band. What's it called, is it any good, and who plays what? What happens if Roy Mustang gets a backstage pass and meets the band?

Omg. Yuusuke wants to name the band FUCKBANG SHOTGUN or something and Kyon is like NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, and convinces him to downgrade it to SHOTGUN BANG BANG. Yuusuke is drums, Kyon is vocals, Cloud's on guitar, Kazu's on bass (OF COURSE). They're all HOT GUYS and Kyon writes his own songs, and they end up with this RETARDEDLY PUMPED UP WEIRDLY TETCHY SNARKY LYRICED BAND that probably sounds like Panic! At the Disco or something. THEY ARE PLENTY SUCCESSFUL.

My first reaction to Roy getting a pass is he is an agent scouting new talent and either Cloud, Kyon or Kazu ends up raped, or ALL THREE, whoever he reaches FIRST (Yuusuke CALLS HIS WIFE ABOUT THE DEAL so he gets exempt). SEXY YOUNG BOYBAND BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY FAMOUS AGENT SEX. But he'll make them a star in return. ♥

iyun_sobold November 29 2007, 02:03:45 UTC

YOUR CHARACTERS CAST AS MEMBERS OF ORGANIZATION XIII. GO.

lolmafialol November 30 2007, 07:34:25 UTC

. . .I HAVE PLAYED LIKE, ALL OF 6 HOURS OF KINGDOM HEARTS 2, MAN. I ONLY KNOW THE MEMBERS THAT ARE/HAVE BEEN IN CAMP.

Of the ones IN CAMP:

Axel - Roy. Lost the person he cared most about. Is bitter and suave and backstabby about it.
Roxas - Cloud. Duh. He's a grown-up mature Roxas anyway. Roy and Cloud are totally hot together and great for this kind of relationship, wtf.
Demyx - Kazu, except he has better hair :\
Zexion - Kyon. Small and analytical :\
Marly - I have no plant people or people who sparkle :\ MAYA CAN FIT THE PART. SHE'D HAVE A BLAST BEING EVIL AND MANIPULATIVE.
Larxene - Winry. She'd have fun. ohoho and she and Maya could be lesbians o/

liltortillabot November 29 2007, 02:46:51 UTC

3 + 11 + 13 + LOTS OF ALCOHOL. What kind of antics ensue?

lolmafialol November 30 2007, 07:42:41 UTC

Manji + Kyon + Snake + LOTS OF ALCOHOL. What kind of antics ensue?

Lol poor Kyon XD

ACTUALLY, Kyon likes Manji and Snake pretty well by the end, because they are OLD AND BITTER MEN LIKE HE IS. Manji and Snake are like, seasoned drinking buddies, and Kyon is like forced to get them more alcohol but they both eventually let him drink too. Or MAKE him drink to prove he's a man because he acts Wussy And Responsible at first. And then he mutters about being a bitchboy and they pat him on the back and Snake makes fun of them both for being owned by little girls. But he's married to a geeky otaku so it's not like he can talk. In the end they all BOND AS MEN.