Comments | theaverageone: 45 sighs

theaverageone

Feb 17, 2009 12:20

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I know I'm sounding like a broken record here, but I hate today.

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theaverageone February 17 2009, 17:42:23 UTC

Are you cursed or just making fun of me?

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theaverageone February 17 2009, 17:45:16 UTC

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

I'm going to get punched in the face, it's only a matter of time.

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astris_excelsa February 17 2009, 17:41:38 UTC

Are you lost, sir? Because heaven is a long way from here.

...I do, too.

theaverageone February 17 2009, 17:43:18 UTC

Is your dad a baker, because those are some nice oh God I swear I'm not usually like this.

astris_excelsa February 17 2009, 17:45:24 UTC

I believe you! I'm not, either!

theaverageone February 17 2009, 17:49:17 UTC

Nice to meet you, anyway. I'm Kyon and you're gorgeous.

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concept_killer February 17 2009, 17:53:57 UTC

I really feel your pain.

theaverageone February 17 2009, 17:54:56 UTC

Whatever I say to you today I swear to God I'm straight.

concept_killer February 17 2009, 17:58:00 UTC

Good because I want to bag you like groceries.

theaverageone February 17 2009, 18:01:47 UTC

Your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all night.

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skipthroughtime February 17 2009, 18:03:44 UTC

I-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

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skipthroughtime February 17 2009, 18:07:18 UTC

K-Konata-san....

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

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boredom_banned February 17 2009, 18:22:29 UTC

What the hell kind of curse is THIS?

theaverageone February 17 2009, 18:25:16 UTC

Pickup lines, I think.

Have you always been this cute or did you have to work at it?

boredom_banned February 17 2009, 18:34:40 UTC

Yes, I GOT that. You sound like a complete idiot today. Can't you just shut off your communicator and shut your mouth?

theaverageone February 17 2009, 18:37:14 UTC

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Sorry. And no, I can't shut my mouth, that's part of the curse.

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