In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?
...Zombies? Seriously? Dude, have you been watching too many movies? Like Night Of The Living Dead, or Scooby Doo On Zombie Island Night Of The Comet, or The Evil Dead, maybe? Which, by the way... The Evil Dead? Is totally an awesome movie. Bruce Campbell is the man. Seriously.
But, yeah... um, zombies? Get real. But, I guess I'll humor you guys or whatever.
So... zombie apocalypse. What would I do? Run, of course. But not like that. I'm not a chicken, man. I'd outrun those dead guys. While totally standing up to them, and kicking their asses, of course. I'd run around and around them so damn fast, and so many freaking times, their heads would just... fall off. And that would be that. They'd die and stay dead. No more zombie apocalypse. Finito. Because I am just that awesome.
And dude... speaking of zombie movies, people keep telling me to see House Of The Dead. I so don't know if it's good or not, but apparently it has hot naked chicks in it? I don't know. But if it does, that's kind of awesome.
Bart Allen
Smallville/DC Comics
Please direct comments here.
But, yeah... um, zombies? Get real. But, I guess I'll humor you guys or whatever.
So... zombie apocalypse. What would I do? Run, of course. But not like that. I'm not a chicken, man. I'd outrun those dead guys. While totally standing up to them, and kicking their asses, of course. I'd run around and around them so damn fast, and so many freaking times, their heads would just... fall off. And that would be that. They'd die and stay dead. No more zombie apocalypse. Finito. Because I am just that awesome.
And dude... speaking of zombie movies, people keep telling me to see House Of The Dead. I so don't know if it's good or not, but apparently it has hot naked chicks in it? I don't know. But if it does, that's kind of awesome.
Bart Allen
Smallville/DC Comics
Please direct comments here.