(OK, I did cheat a little, especially on #11)projectcyborgMay 21 2008, 16:50:20 UTC
Dear Caprica Six, I am writing to tell you that I told everyone you were the dying leader because I’m a Cylon, sorry. I hope you can accept that my destiny is what makes me so attracted to you. If you could return my Cylon detector I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to give you that map to Earth we talked about, you know, the one I’ve been hiding on my person for the last four years, though it won’t be easy if you start talking to that imaginary person in your head. If anyone suspects, we’ll airlock them. I’m not saying I’m needy, but if you don’t reply I’ll probably start getting touchy with that airlock button… President Roslin
I am writing to tell you that I've formed my own cult because I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica. I hope you can accept that my not-so-secret Cylon cult is why I can never see you again. If you could return those pictures of me posing against a raider I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to let you have access to our secret love child, though it won’t be easy hiding it from the fleet. If anyone suspects, we’ll tell the fleet that they’re a Cylon.
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I am writing to tell you that I told everyone you were the dying leader because I’m a Cylon, sorry. I hope you can accept that my destiny is what makes me so attracted to you. If you could return my Cylon detector I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to give you that map to Earth we talked about, you know, the one I’ve been hiding on my person for the last four years, though it won’t be easy if you start talking to that imaginary person in your head. If anyone suspects, we’ll airlock them.
I’m not saying I’m needy, but if you don’t reply I’ll probably start getting touchy with that airlock button…
President Roslin
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I am writing to tell you that I've formed my own cult because I’m unable to forgive you for that night on New Caprica. I hope you can accept that my not-so-secret Cylon cult is why I can never see you again. If you could return those pictures of me posing against a raider I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to let you have access to our secret love child, though it won’t be easy hiding it from the fleet. If anyone suspects, we’ll tell the fleet that they’re a Cylon.
Warmest Cylon hugs
Starbuck
(I didn't even cheat...much!)
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