Humpity hump-hump. Humpity hump-hump, look at Duckie go...

[theantijoss]

Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman, of course. So that would make it... Duckie the Hump Fen? Heh.

~

Okay, the sentiment is disturbing, but the cat is hilarious!

Comments

[rilee16]

EVE DALLAS FTW!

I carry a big purse anyway, and I always clean it out before I go to a movie so there's extra room. If I'm going to a theater where they don't want you bringing in your own food (I've been to a few where they really don't give a shit unless it's really smelly or messy or something), I make sure there's some small assorted crap (a books, a baggie of tampons, etc.) I can put on the very top/the sides to kind of hide any food in case they decide they want to check my bag. I put a plastic bottle of soda and/or a bottle of water in there (they're relatively innocuous compared to food) and package up my favorite candy, crackers, chips, or whatever into sandwich bags and place them in the very bottom of my purse. A friend of mine lived near the beach and actually went there constantly, and would put her food in the bottom of her beach bag, under her towel and extra clothes. When the little usher dude is checking your bag, and yanks out a loose pair of panties? Hysterical, and almost guaranteed to stop the search.

[theantijoss]

I could not let a heroines contest go without mentioning the baddest ass cop in the fictional universe, could I? Whether she'll make it through the nomination round is another question. You know how people are about "romance"... even though, you know, they're MYSTERY BOOKS just WRITTEN BY a romance author. *scowl*

HA! That's an awesome idea! I used to hide my weed in my tampons when I flew. *G* Boys don't want to handle icky girl things. ;)

I'll manage somehow. I've seen all the HP movies in the theater thus far, I don't want to break the cycle!

[menomegirl]

You signed up for kink_bingo?

*boggles*

[theantijoss]

Yeah, dude, seriously. I'm trying to like, broaden my horizons or something.

And Hey! Is that an insult? ;)

I'm starting with easy stuff (fisting) and working my way... um... elsewhere? *G* Some of it's easy -- costumes? Pft. Chains? Whips? Washing? Voyeruism? Orgies? Fah! These I can do. It's the more advanced stuff that will be a challenge.

[menomegirl]

LOL! No, not an insult, just.... \o/.

And you're *starting* with fisting? OMG. \O/ !!!!

What pairing?

[theantijoss]

I'm thinking Fuffy, actually. *G* The 18th is The International Day of Femslash, so I'll cover both those things. So to speak. ;)