I will try to use less violence in the resolution of conflict. Not that violence is "bad" per say, it's just such hard work usually.


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Is cleaning a spiritual experience to you?

Does everything have "it's proper place"?

Have you ever been described as an "obsessive complusive cleaner"?

Does dirt make you cry?

If you answered yes to any or all of these questions and reside in the Dallas area; please email me regarding the live-in slave maid position. Furnished bedroom ( Read more... )

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My rental and an innocent Chevy. It sucks.

I did get my Jeep back today though.
I missed it.

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I have a house now, so I imagine I need a pet. I like puppies and kittens of course, but I need something a bit more interesting to keep the jehovas witnesses and salesman at bay. And nothing says "back the fuck up" like a small handfull of steaming well aimed simian poo.


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I think my keyboard needs one so I may convey sleaze effectively using subtext.

example:
http://www.theamazingcarl.com/images/dreamless_o8/sound/doin.wav

not really sure why

this is me

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