DRABBLEZ

Jan 31, 2006 17:59

Uh . . . DRABBLES GO HERE ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 94

(The comment has been removed)

the_wildcat February 1 2006, 05:14:50 UTC
So what if none of Tomo's friends had followed her to Camp Fuck You Die? It wasn't like she missed them or anything! No way! She had way cooler friends here in America. WAY cooler.

And even if she missed them a little, just a little, she was working on it. She had a plan. She was the MAN with the plan ( ... )

Reply

anonymous February 1 2006, 07:32:14 UTC
...PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffftttttttttt! *CHOKE!* Ahahaha! You even did the voice actor gig for Osaka and Evangeline!

But what about Chiyo-chan? Who's going to be Chiyo? Woe.

Reply

the_wildcat February 1 2006, 09:34:20 UTC
I KNOW, WOE. |D

But Ash is totally Kagura.

Reply


thestudyofbirds January 31 2006, 23:34:23 UTC
Evangeline, Riddle, and those blood lollipops.

Reply

the_wildcat February 1 2006, 05:26:35 UTC
"Mmmmmm."

They weren't fresh, warm blood, but they were delicious. Evangeline swirled her tongue around the Blood Pop once, twice, drew it into her mouth and sucked hard; removed it with a conspicious pop and drew the sticky treat across her bottom lip; she lapped up the sweet trail with her tongue and pressed a kiss to the tip of the bloody candy.

Riddle cocked an eyebrow. "That's quite the technique you have there, my dear."

She favored him with a crimson grin. "Actually, Tom Riddle, I'm afraid I'm something of a biter . . . "

Reply


manofsteal January 31 2006, 23:45:41 UTC
Something with Tomo and Lupin! :) ♥ Pwease.

Reply

the_wildcat February 1 2006, 05:59:44 UTC
"But Uma-san, why do I gotta wear the bonnet?"

Tomo explained as she added the finishing touches to Yachiru's costume. "Look, it can't be helped! I've been doing careful research this whole time, you know. First Atsuko, and now he's giving that Cheri woman the eye--the answer is totally obvious! Lupin has a mommy fetish!"

"Do I getta bottle?"

"Sure thing! Let's just get you all tucked in first, and I'll give you all the Soylent Green milk you want, as thanks for helping me out!"

"Yaaaaay! Soylent Green!"

* * *

The note in the basket that was sitting on his doorstep read

Dearest Lupin,

Please take care of my inexplicable secret biological daughter who I've kept hidden away all this time! I know your soul is burning with lust for me now that you know I'm a mature and fertile woman with a lot of experience, but be patient and I'll come back for you both someday!

Your faithful mistress,
Tomo.Lupin sighed and picked up the bassinet. He knew Tomo too well to bother questioning her logic--but he did wonder why the " ( ... )

Reply

manofsteal February 1 2006, 14:24:17 UTC
Ahahahaha! Cuuuuute in a kinda creepy way. Poor Tomo. ♥ Thank you!

Reply


anonymous January 31 2006, 23:59:34 UTC
Tomo+Ash+Amelia Vs Hatsuharu

-From Lady-mun because Library computers h8s the el jay

Reply

the_wildcat February 1 2006, 06:10:18 UTC
It would never end. Of this Hatsuharu was utterly convinced.

Gathering up his courage, he leaned against the door and listened to the conversation happening just outside, praying they'd given up.

"I still don't understand why you two are following him . . . "

"Uhhhh . . . I dunno, actually! I just did my jutsu and suddenly I felt like I really had to see him! Like really a lot."

"But he doesn't want to be bothered--"

"You sayin' I'm not enjoyable company, Princess?"

"This isn't the way to go about it! You can't just FORCE your presence on a poor--"

"Oi, Ash! Let's try mooing at the door! Bet I can get him to open up first!"

"YOU'RE ON!"

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh dear . . . "

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Hatsuharu added another bed to the barricade.

Reply

makeaprophet February 1 2006, 08:26:18 UTC
Delicious!

Reply

blackandwhiteox February 1 2006, 20:03:54 UTC
Sadist.

Reply


latrine_orderly February 1 2006, 00:01:28 UTC
Something ACROSS-y!

Reply

the_wildcat February 1 2006, 06:24:02 UTC
The thought that ruling the world would require thought had, oddly, never occurred to Il Palazzo. He had it--oh yes, he finally had it. The plan had gone off without a hitch. Shame about the loss of Excel, but . . . not that much of a shame, and now the world was his to do with as he wanted. At long last.

It was just that he didn't actually know what to do with it.

In the end, Il Palazzo decided that it was best to stick with the classics. Whenever he was unsure as to what path to take, there was one--one that always seemed to lead him in the right direction.

And so Ultra Supreme Grand Ruler Lord Il Palazzo gazed at his mistress Earth, and he put it in.

Reply

latrine_orderly February 1 2006, 06:31:20 UTC
That's so hot it almost makes me want to log Il Palazzo in. ♥

Reply


Leave a comment

Up