Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

[the_unoriginal]

Is perhaps the worst movie I have ever seen. Everything just made me laugh hysterically, which is really not supposed to be the goal of horror movies. Now, I know John's not the best film actor (I mean, c'mon, he's not), and this part wasn't supposed to actually be in the movie, but I was hoping that that famous scene would be a little more...

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[the_unoriginal]

Haha, I'm dumb. I was going to link it to the first vid, but forgot XD.

And, yes, this movie is this fabulously horrible THE ENTIRE TIME. I highly recommend it. Wet!John or tightly-clothed!John is a plus too!

[hinkiepunk]

I remember seeing that 'pussy' clip when JB was on Jonathon Ross and I think my internal organs actually exploded. However, nothing compared to those screencaps XD

As amusing as it looks I don't think I could watch the whole thing. The combo of cringing and hysterical laughter might actually break me!

I also can't believe that Shark Attack 1 & 2 were good enough to warrant a trilogy being made. I'm guessing there's not a Shark Attack 4, though I could be completely off bat there :P

[the_unoriginal]

They didn't actually have that clip on Jonathon Ross, but JB did talk about it. They showed the mommy Megalodon eating Esai instead XD.

Oh, dude, there was totally OMG SHARK! music at the end of the movie, and some ominous glances of the water, so I think Shark Attack 4 is on it's way!! I'M V. EXCITED.

[hinkiepunk]

Oooh, dunno where I saw it then. I'm sure it was on some telly prog but I can't think of any others he's been on that are either late enough or crude enough to show that clip. Unless it was on Buzzcocks, but that seems unlikely :/

Was Sharkey not killed at the end though, or is there going to be a swarm of giant mutated baby Sharkeys with lasers on XD

[hinkiepunk]

that last 'though' should be a 'then' :P

Isn't it weird how 'ough' is sometimes 'oh' but sometimes 'uff'. Random lingual thought...