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the_unoriginal

This is what I reckon happens.

Feb 04, 2007 00:32

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doctor who

Comments 14

frock February 4 2007, 06:45:38 UTC

Oh. ♥ :( Poor lonely god. :(

(I'M KIND OF FREAKED OUT BY THAT RIPE BUT NOT TOO RIPE THING ABOVE IT :|)

the_unoriginal February 4 2007, 06:59:24 UTC

And that wasn't the worst of the bunch D: (WIDOW, SLIM, SENSUOUS, 62, hates eating, sleeping alone, seeks male...)

PERSONAL ADS ARE SCARY.

frock February 4 2007, 07:06:28 UTC

Crikey moses. :| Personals are never that interesting in the papers I read! Not many requests for 'zestful males,' that's for sure.

(...*composes letter.*)

the_unoriginal February 4 2007, 19:51:33 UTC

I couldn't even find the personals in our newspaper (as, mysteriously, about 10 sections were missing from it...). I found this online and it made me crack up:

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sarie_gamgee February 4 2007, 09:18:35 UTC

Absolutely.

(but... but I'm too old to answer to his request *sobs in corner*)

(then, so is Martha :P)

the_unoriginal February 4 2007, 19:45:56 UTC

How old is she? I just picked a random Rose-ish age range x)

I'm sure the Doctor would make an exception for you ;)

sarie_gamgee February 4 2007, 20:33:19 UTC

27, I think. Not that old at all, but then I wanted Jackie for companion...

I've just read the piece of personal contacts you posted in the comment above and LMAO. We do that to British men? X)

the_unoriginal February 4 2007, 22:19:20 UTC

I guess so XD.

It's a bit of a crazy men's club, that!

hinkiepunk February 4 2007, 10:37:13 UTC

"living alone in Paradise (NWales)" *chokes on Fruit and Fibre* North Wales is full of scallies and wannabe Scousers XD

What's a DJF?

Am so applying to the Doctors ad tho ;)

the_unoriginal February 4 2007, 19:44:32 UTC

I have no idea what DJF means. I looked it up on urbandictionary.com and got "Depressed Jew Face" XDD

Ahh, I think it's "Divorced Jewish Female," a la acronymfinder.com :P

hinkiepunk February 5 2007, 19:12:43 UTC

Why is there even an acronym for that?!?! I reckon people just make them up for the hell of it. I'm going to write a personal ad and call myself a SDFBHR or something equally obscure.

(Slightly Deranged Female But Harmless Really)XD

the_unoriginal February 5 2007, 23:53:25 UTC

Heehee! It'd be hilarious to have a superlong acronym which just envelops the entire ad x). SORBSSCBMAWASIFYKSLDWTWAJAGAWHITE.

AND OMG CREEPY, I just made that up, random strings of letters, and it just so happens to have my name in it :?

winterpolaris February 4 2007, 22:05:22 UTC

Can I reply to it now, PLEASE?

the_unoriginal February 4 2007, 22:20:36 UTC

Go for it! :D

Dude, I wonder how many responses I'd get if I actually put this in a newspaper x).

Haha, just pretend it's casting for season 4!