Comments | the_udjat: Another requested story.

the_udjat

Another requested story.

Apr 19, 2006 19:02

I want to hear about a hypothetical real life situation involving the "Corpse Bride". ;-)

Gladly. >:) Although... it is more hypothetical and less realistic. But bear with me.

Mr. RightHe saw her dancing on the stage, and his heart leapt. Not since the Divine Resurrection had Jesus experienced such a jolt. She was like Mary Magdalene when he ( Read more... )

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Stop me if you've heard this one before: Jesus walks into a bar.... ansaphone4 April 20 2006, 00:50:40 UTC

PETER! Oh my God! Just when I thought livejournal couldn't get any better, you post this priceless entry.

Her heels clacked like the horses of the apocalypse! BRILLIANT!!!!!!

HAHAHA!

BUT I AM MARRIED!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASdkhjskljlasjklasjdlasj!!!!!!!

uglychunk April 20 2006, 05:12:12 UTC

bwahahaha!

is it wrong to say i'd probably ball them both?

kittenofwrath April 20 2006, 12:03:06 UTC

Hahaha, I'm assuming you mean Jesus and Satan, not Lilia and Buddha? ;)

uglychunk April 21 2006, 03:54:08 UTC

yep. i think buddha might be a softy in the sack. as for lilia- been there, done that. heh.

kittenofwrath April 20 2006, 12:07:27 UTC

Priceless. PRICELESS.

Also, somehow those last few lines of dialogue between she and Jesus sort of warped my sense of logic forever or something;

"What, doing something with me isn't enough of a committment?"
"Wh- Ofcourse it is! But, before marriage... It would be wrong."
"But I am married, Jesus."

I think my mind is blown.

Dude. bohemi8 April 20 2006, 12:54:39 UTC

Thank you.

and especially for this....

"""""""She certainly won't be experiencing the 'Eightfold Path', if you know what I mean."""""""

Bwuahahahaha!

entropicalia April 24 2006, 12:49:15 UTC

HAHAHA. Dude. OMG.