Fic: Eighty-Three Miles to Aberdeen

[the_tenzo]

Title: Eighty-Three Miles to Aberdeen
Author: the_tenzo 
Characters/Pairings: Ten II/Rose
Rating: Adult
Word Count: ~2200
Series:  The Morris Minor 'Verse
Summary: Completely plotless porn featuring awkward car sex in the Highlands. Part of the Morris Minor 'verse but there's no need to be familiar with the previous stories. Just understand that Cloen and Rose now

Comments

[2nd2ndalto]

“Sex in cars,” the Doctor said, with a note of bafflement.

Ha ha! That was great.

[the_tenzo]

Thanks! :D

[np_complete]

Squee! A new Morris Minor fic!

(Now, to actually read it!)

[momentmusical]

but she was pretty sure that her yoga teacher had said that soreness is simply an indication that you needed more practise.

Haha, that's exactly what my yoga teacher says as well! Though I'm pretty sure she doesn't mean it in that context ;).

I absolutely adore the way you write smut, because there's always so much more than just sex happening, even when its plotless. You're always able to keep them so in character before, during, and after, which is seriously incredible! I love this ♥.

[the_tenzo]

Hey, practise always makes perfect!

You know, when I sat down to write this, I told myself, "Self, enough with all the elaborate set-ups and such, just write 800 words of sex." Uh. I'm just unable to do that. I admire people who can, but I just can't.

[professor_spork]

Any jokes about back-seat shagging had previously been met with looks of confusion and no small degree of pearl-clutching shock. He’d, apparently, not yet acclimated to travelling in a vehicle that was incapable of getting offended.

I love this line so much. The more I think about it, the funnier it gets. <33333

“To be fair, cars were a lot bigger when I was a teenager.” She considered this for a second, realising that her bum would barely fit on the seat as she sat sideways on it. “Or maybe I was smaller.”

*sympathetic pat*

And I must say, I admire their tenacity. YOU HAVE THAT AWKWARD CAR SEX, GUYS. Good for you!

[the_tenzo]

"NO SEX ON THE TARDIS YOU GUISE OMG D:"
-David Tennant

Hey, no one is determined to get what they want if not the Doctor and Rose! If they want to have car sex, by god they will have it!

[chocclare]

Yay! I have waited SOOOOOOO long for more Morris Minor fic and this was fab!

Write more! Don't give up now!

[the_tenzo]

If you can wait a bit longer, I am actually putting some thought into a new full-length fic in that verse. I'm just untangling the plot and doing research at the moment.