Announcing: The End of Time Expectation Management Contest!

[the_tenzo]

I don't know about you guys, but I am VERY VERY EXCITED for these final specials. Not because I want to see Ten go (obviously), but just because I bloody love Doctor Who, I adored The Waters of Mars and I can't wait for more

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[wildwinterwitch]

The Master laughs maniacally as the Doctor sees him in the collective consciousness of the Ood.

Opening credits.

The Master steps out of the dark of the cavern, wearing a lei and glasses and a straw hat, to challenge the Doctor. Task: Prove that banana daiquiris are actually better than strawberry daiquiris.

Reinette (taking the role of Paris) judges.

[the_tenzo]

Strawberry, obviously (bananas are evil, despite what the Doctor keeps trying to imply).

...and then they all go to a Jimmy Buffet concert?

[catyuy]

In the lives of Dom women and submissive men.

Rose and Lucy decide to swap lives for a while.
Lucy gets to be in charge of Ten I and Ten II.
Rose gets to be in charge of the Master.
Wacky hijinks and sexual activities are had by all.
The episode ends with Rose and Lucy agreeing to a mass orgy.

Wilf, somehow end up with recordings of the events.
Silvia is outraged, Donna is horny, Jack is disappointed he missed out and Martha is upset that she and Tom were not invited.

[the_tenzo]

I like the general all-sex-and-no-angst theme that you're got going on here.

[catyuy]

As do I.
I also like my mental image of Rose, Lucy, Donna, and Martha in leather with riding crops and all the men shirtless with leashes on.
*lusty sigh*

[shinyopals]

I'm pretty sure the finales will be set in Canada. You can tell from all the snow in the CiN clip.

As such, it is guaranteed that there will be BEARS. The Master is making his trampy living as someone who trains bears to dance which Ten HAS TO STOP because it is CRUEL and MEAN for the poor bears to live like that. SO HE WILL FREE THE BEARS.

And Ten will RIDE ONE INTO THE SUNSET. Before it mauls him. And that is how he dies.

I have illustrated this, using approximately 5% of the sparkle that RTD will use.

[the_tenzo]

A+ use of Blingee! For a second I thought that Ten was in danger of being mauled by the sunset, but your handy illustration cleared that up for me. :D

[shinyopals]

Blingee solves all of life's problems.

AND I'VE HAD A LONG DAY. IGNORE MY FAILGRAMMAR PLZ.

[rattus_aerius]

Why is the Doctor a vampire riding a vampire bear?

XD

[roachpatrol]

Fun meme!

I maintain that the Doctor is going to need a healing smooches from Donna in order to regenerate properly, because she is all part Time Lordy and the Master has stolen the Doctor's regenerator mechanism, hopefully through the tried and true plot device of dastardly blow jobs!

Also, Rose and her Doctor show up with their seven(teen[hundred]) children to point and laugh, then swan back off in their Tardis Zeppelin to their happily married intergalactic adventures, leaving Eleven to mourn his lost dignity, and also virginity.

But no seriously if the Doctor and Master don't at least make out a little I am going to be kind of mad.

[the_tenzo]

Dastardly blow-jobs!

I'm going to have to try to work that phrase into my every day conversation.

[unfolded73]

Well clearly, based on this Radio Times image, "The End of Time" is really just going to be a Lifetime movie where the Doctor is the battered wife and the Master is his stalkery ex-husband:

[orange_crushed]

I NOW NEED TO GO CRY FOREVER-

-WITH JOY.

[the_tenzo]

AAAAAHAHAHA!!! *gasp for air* AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMG that picture will never be the same again for me.