This is going to be embarrassingly long. The plan was going to be to have a bunch of GIFs on page two, but it looked like a really sad version of the Blair Witch Project. One of them (ONE!) (1!) would have taken over a minute to load, and I didn't want to do that to you guys.
So each scene is going to be a different chase. I'm only halfway through, so I'll be posting them in bits and pieces. I hope you enjoy the set-up, though!