Fairly sure that's not the right answer.

[the_s_guy]

On the phone to Pizza Hut the other night:

ME: Can I pick this up from $localbranch?

Oh, that store, the one closest to you, has been closed.

Huh. Shows how often I order pizza. What's your next closest store to $mypostcode, so I can tell if it's going to be worth the driving distance and/or likely delivery time?

(Typing sounds

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[riffalike]

Perhaps their location application is gearing up ballistic deliveries, and they are merely ahead of their time.

[the_s_guy]

If I'd been more on the ball, I would have asked what the delivery time from that branch would be.