Whiteboarding, twice over

[limping_twerpmd]

Twice over this time. First patient shouldn't even be with his department, but he'd gone and imprinted or whatever.

ADRIAN MONK
-Nausea
-Displacement
-Vomiting
-Weight loss

See? Boring. Shouldn't be his case. Now the next one...

HAWKEYE PIERCE
-Concussion
-Likely bipolar
-Alcoholic
-Fictional

Now that'd stump his team. Fictional. How the hell had he gotten a fictional character as a patient?

You guys know the drill. Open to all, tag however you want, just throw ideas out there.