Oh my god, do I ever update my journal? No. That is the answer. Ah well, it's not like I've been doing anything useful but drawing My Little Pony and playing Pokemon
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I ACTUALLY HAVE PRESERVED MY BODY WITH VODKA. HEAVEN KNOWS THERE'S ENOUGH OF IT LAYING AROUND THE HOUSE. IT KEEPS ME BOTH SUPPLE AND INTACT, ALTHOUGH I SMELL LIKE AN ILL-MAINTAINED NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM, BUT SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE. INEBRIATED SACRIFICES.
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THAT'S EVEN COOLER.
HOW DO YOU TYPE WITHOUT YOUR FINGERS FALLING OFF? MINE KEPT ON ROTTING WHEN I WAS UNDEAD AND EVENTUALLY I HAD TO TYPE WITH MY NOSE.
IT WAS AWFUL. AND UNDEAD SNOT GETS ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD AND IT'S EVEN MORE DISGUSTING THAN NORMAL SNOT.
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I ACTUALLY HAVE PRESERVED MY BODY WITH VODKA. HEAVEN KNOWS THERE'S ENOUGH OF IT LAYING AROUND THE HOUSE. IT KEEPS ME BOTH SUPPLE AND INTACT, ALTHOUGH I SMELL LIKE AN ILL-MAINTAINED NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM, BUT SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE. INEBRIATED SACRIFICES.
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