Ode to Sarah Walsh

[the_pink_side]

This is far overdue.

"you're straight and always have been. you just decided to be gay to get attention from girls, didn't you? yep."
   - Sarah Walsh

Yes, Sarah, you're right. I've faked being openly gay for over three years for these very reasons:

1) Girls LOVE having sex with gay guys, they do it all the time.
2) I LOVE

Comments

[yellville]

That is one shining example of malicious ignorance! What an idiotic thing to tell you. At least you turned it in to this insightful and funny written response.

Don't let the bastards get you down, hon. ;D

[xautodafex]

Yes, she is.
If by brilliant, you mean idiotic
by thoughtful, you mean callous
by kindhearted, you mean vengeful
by exemplary, you mean self-pitying.

I love you Sam.

[myxkissxgoodbye]

it's my fault, really
i started the whole
let's write sam an angry letter because he's making me......anrgy.
sarah said i was making it too kind.
but we all know her
she likes to make shit up about people, usually based around their own minor faults, and then hate them for it.

i'm sorry.

[myxkissxgoodbye]

*angry

i fail.

[the_pink_side]

m'eh

I was in a mood.

I know it was mostly her, so... it's alright.

I mean... it's not alright... but it is.

You get what I mean.