FIC: The Latest Record By The Dead Kennedys

Apr 11, 2010 22:05

Title: The Latest Record By The Dead Kennedys
Play: Richard II
Pairing/characters: Richard/Aumerle
Rating: R
Word Count: 1222
Warnings: drunk!sex, fail!sex, complete and utter silly pointlessness, references to Eton
Summary: Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes: it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore much drink may ( Read more... )

play: richard ii, pairing: richard ii/aumerle, romance?: slash, au: crescive in his faculty, collaborative?: open for collaboration, era: present-day, author: angevin2

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speak_me_fair April 12 2010, 03:17:29 UTC
I love this so, so much.

'Thingie', and "we are obviously complete morons." and the buttons, and Richard snarks and criticises even when he's full of fail as well....

Their pr0n failed, but you certainly did NOT!

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angevin2 April 12 2010, 03:19:33 UTC
I would like to say that the use of the word "thingie" is thematically appropriate, but mostly I just made Edward talk like I do when I'm drunk. And sometimes when I'm not. ;)

Also, complaining is what Richard lives for. Even if in this fic he is evidently having even more trouble keeping any part of his body upright. ;)

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speak_me_fair April 12 2010, 15:01:38 UTC
*snorts* Ah, that well-known instruction 'the thingie's on the doo-dah by the wotsit' - and then someone knows what you mean.

Complaining is definitely what Richard lives for - every time!

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lareinenoire April 12 2010, 03:38:03 UTC
Awww, the porn may be total fail, but the boys are ADORABLE.

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angevin2 April 12 2010, 18:11:53 UTC
Heeeee, thanks! And yes! THEY ARE SO CUTE.

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quoshara April 12 2010, 03:38:29 UTC
*snortles madly*

"I am doing just fine," Richard says, fastening the same button he's just unbuttoned.

I have witnessed this level of inebriation, or worse. Never fails to be amusing. *eg*

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angevin2 April 12 2010, 18:13:15 UTC
Hee. That was one of my personal favorite bits, because failure to operate pants is intrinsically amusing.

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gehayi April 12 2010, 05:47:01 UTC
"There is a considerable amount of thingie" wins everything. I love that line.

"We just published a brilliant monograph, had a threesome with Henry Bolingbroke, and resolved nearly five years' worth of sexual tension," Richard reminds him, kissing him yet again. "I think we rule the fucking world.

I think they do too!

God, why do I not have a Richard/Edward icon? Oh, well, have an Eleanor of Aquitaine one instead.

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angevin2 April 12 2010, 18:14:13 UTC
Thank you! I am fond of that line too: two things that are always fun to write are a) drunk!conversation, and b) Richard being his delightful self.

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gileonnen April 12 2010, 10:57:24 UTC
How incredibly generous of you! It's so ebullient and glad, even with the class frustrations and the frustrations of other sorts--they do deserve some gladness, even when they fail. ^_^

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angevin2 April 12 2010, 18:15:02 UTC
I'm glad you liked it! And I totally agree. I have two fic speeds: silly, and AWFUL, and it is fun to do the former sometimes. ;)

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