Title: The Latest Record By The Dead Kennedys
Play: Richard II
Pairing/characters: Richard/Aumerle
Rating: R
Word Count: 1222
Warnings: drunk!sex, fail!sex, complete and utter silly pointlessness, references to Eton
Summary: Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes: it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore much drink may
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'Thingie', and "we are obviously complete morons." and the buttons, and Richard snarks and criticises even when he's full of fail as well....
Their pr0n failed, but you certainly did NOT!
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Also, complaining is what Richard lives for. Even if in this fic he is evidently having even more trouble keeping any part of his body upright. ;)
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Complaining is definitely what Richard lives for - every time!
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"I am doing just fine," Richard says, fastening the same button he's just unbuttoned.
I have witnessed this level of inebriation, or worse. Never fails to be amusing. *eg*
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"We just published a brilliant monograph, had a threesome with Henry Bolingbroke, and resolved nearly five years' worth of sexual tension," Richard reminds him, kissing him yet again. "I think we rule the fucking world.
I think they do too!
God, why do I not have a Richard/Edward icon? Oh, well, have an Eleanor of Aquitaine one instead.
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