My favourite "Don't" advice on active listening....

[the_nita]

From an article I'm reading:

When confined to an airplane, DON’T imagine removing your glasses and stripping down to your Superman costume before flying through the window. (Note: It’s perfectly acceptable to wear a Superman costume under real clothes UNLESS it prevents effective listening.)

I know too many people this works for.

Comments

[much_ado]

sorry, what were you saying??

my Spandex was bunching unaccountably up my backside....

You hate me, don't you?

[the_nita]

You know how good my mental viewer is.

You know just how wrong that is in my head.

You clearly hate me.

What - after 17 years and busting my hump for you for years as a minion gives me THIS kind of love?

Re: You hate me, don't you?

[much_ado]

do these red spandex panties make my ass look fat???

Re: You hate me, don't you?

[the_nita]

No, hon...your ass makes your ass look fat.

But I love you anyway.

[indigofire_net]

That's mandatory for professional pilots. In case of emergency, and all that. Or so I'm told, and pilots being very serious people, I'd doubt they joke about that kind of thing.

-iF

[the_nita]

*wry grin*

You, on the other hand, I'm perfectly willing to see in spandex...

[indigofire_net]

You might have to settle for a speedo... they haven't given me the full pilot's uniform yet. Something about having to pass the commercial flight test. ;)

-iF

[the_nita]

You're on, darlin'.

Have you ever considered a life on the stage.....