Things that make me smile & mess with my head

[the_nita]

Using US military/politico speak as a way to describe sex.

Especially ending it with "After 15 years of marriage, I'd be shocked if you were awed."

Comments

[olletho]

Niiiice.

(well, ever so slightly mean if read by the very sensitive I suppose but true!)

[the_nita]

Husband & wife talking about the fact that she wants sex and he's not sure how much time he has. She finally suggests that he could "shock & awe" her - the reply is his.

Made me laugh.

[lost_luck]

Having met several of my Dad's military friends, that I'm pretty sure they would all give that exact response to that situation.

[lady_shain]

hee!