"Any homosexual man who can persuade a woman to take him as her husband can avail himself of all the rights of husbandhood under the law. And, in fact, many homosexual men have done precisely that, without any legal prejudice at all ( Read more... )

my dad and I went to the fair

and saw a guy on a segway

and a cup that said "clean spoons" but someone had crossed out the s.

school sucksssssss

get it for me.

I wish I had the will power to be anorexic.

fuck you food.

you dont control me!

I want to be 19
and have an apartment
and be playing on the computer
in my pajamas
with a kitten in my lap.

and not have a mom thats worried about bird seed on the back porch
or telling me the correct way to put dishes in the dishwasher
or paranoid I'll get killed any time I leave the house.

one of these days

When Harold brays he says "Awww skeet skeet skeet".

no joke.

seven oh three 3: haha
seven oh three 3: yeah
seven oh three 3: she didnt get me cookie dough
seven oh three 3: the whore
seven oh three 3: or gold fish
seven oh three 3: or peanut butter
seven oh three 3: OR EASY MAC
seven oh three 3: WHAT THE HELL
TheFrenziedPace: Hahah. I tried to make cookies in th microwave.
seven oh three 3: hahaha
seven oh three 3: I ( Read more... )

new layout.

woo.

I always write like this.

Lets see how many times my mom can call me "retarded" in five minutes.

oh, whats that? eight?

good job.