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[the_neener]

*lets themselves into the apartment and heads straight for the pantry*

*opens a jar of pizza sauce and pours it on more pizza*

*takes a juicy bite*

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM that fucking hits the spot.

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[aiba_chan]

-wanders to his bedroom and returns in dry clothes with Fucker following him a few minutes later-

... do you want a beer to go with that?

[the_neener]

*perks up*

Do YOU, too???? :D

Eat some of this shit with me, yo.

[aiba_chan]

Sure, I guess.

-goes to the fridge and gets out two beers-

Why don't you go put some clothes on and I'll put this crap on the table. -motions at the pizza with the beer bottles-

[the_neener]

Okay!

*skips into his room to change, where he yanks off his boxers and picks at one of his scabs*

You stupid pepperoni ksdln glgggg motherfuckerrerrrrekjerrr.

*grabs a fresh pair of boxers, but is unable to put them on*

What the ... asjkkdlsfl

*looks at his feet, now engorged*

;~; Hey wait, does his mean my dick's gonna get bigger??? XDDDD werwekrwlkjgig

*looks down on his peener and pulls on it, then gasps as it gets longer and longer ... like melted cheese on a pizza*

*feels himself falling towards the DSflff floor*

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCCKSLFJD:FJDSLKFJDS>FDF