Because I like it rough...

[the_moonmoth]

Things ownsariver has told me not to do to Sandor Clegane while beta-ing Window In Your Heart:

- give him bunny ears
- make him sparkly
- turn him into a My Little Pony
- turn him into a seven foot dildo

My ass is well and truly whipped, but it hurts so good!

Comments

[girloficenfire]

lol I wish I knew the story behind these because they definitely made me giggle :)

[the_moonmoth]

Ha ha! Sometimes I wish I could share the beta files in place of the actual fic -- her comments are funnier and more insightful than my actual fic tbh *g*

[bgona]

Jajajajajaja Not to turn him into a My Little Pony!!

I have turn him into a Littlest Pet Shop!

http://bgona.tumblr.com/post/51422676350/sansa-stark-and-sandor-clegane-little-pet-shop

[the_moonmoth]

Oh. My. God!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think that's exactly what she was afraid of tbh ;D

[bgona]

Jajajaja I can understand her.

Rainbow-Rant.

[ownsariver]

Good morning, gorgeous <3

I... truly... I closed my eyes in horror and clicked enter for fuckings My Little Pony Porn yesterday to describe my ultimate fear considering sparkly!sandor's escapades...

People, I`ve ranted essays to Moony before about what I feel is HBO's gentling/ruining of a complex and viciously entertaining character with such an amount of humanity in him that it makes me love him enough to want to stowe him upon a traumatized noblewoman barely past childhood.

But, just to explain why I have tortured the poor author of so many incredibly captivating stories with him being utterly IC...

RANT FOR THE PUBLIC:
He`s fine the way he is! *breathlessly exasperated* Impossible to live with, of course, and certainly not one to fit into rainbows and pink, fluffy clouds of cotton candy, but... bloody hell, people. Why do you want to change his personality instead of developing his psyche

Re: Rainbow-Rant.

[the_moonmoth]

Oh I do love a good rant. Bravo! *g* Although if you want people (other than me) to actually read it you might want to stick it on your journal rather than hiding it in the comments here. Err... possibly not to the community, though ;)

That My Little Pony porn was so funny, seriously, I nearly choked on laughing.

Sandor Clegane`s a fucking bastard, a complete arse with twenty years as a blood-spattered fighting man behind him, carrying a reputation he certainly deserves [...] If you got a kink on him v.s. Sansa Stark from reading the books, that part of him must certainly be a part of the attraction.

*points up* that there is why you're my favourite :) And why your fic is my favourite. Perfect analysis <3

Moony, you`ve made me really, really enjoy Window in Your Heart. Who the fuck would`ve thought that possible when reading the prompt?

Ha ha omg! What have I done to yoooooou? I have infected you with my girly romance cooties, and made you see in pink floaty hearts ♥_♥

This makes you twice as skilled as a writer. You`ve filled

[dealbreaker19]

omg seven foot dildo. dying.

[the_moonmoth]

IKR?!!! ROFL