So Boris is mayor ( Read more... )

1.  I think I'm in love with James Spader, but only when he plays Alan Shore ( Read more... )

My first day at work, I went home in tears.  Completely and utterly overwhelmed by the whole thing - the travelling, he new computer system, meeting new bods, the size of the place.  Dragged my sorry arse back there again the next day though.  It took me until the following Tuesday to feel like it might be ok ( Read more... )

I am officially exhausted.  The Christmas-thing seemed to go on forever this year and at one stage there were 38 people in my house.  I have finally finished with all the festivitising and celebrated by  finally completing the redecoration of my bedroom -a  task I started in the summer ( Read more... )

I have turned to drink.

*has glass of random alcohol*

I've decided to go to the Bahamas....or a caravan in Rhyl...or anywhere at all ALL BY MYSELF this Christmas and then everyone else can just get on and do what the hell they want and LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.

If, as a young girl (or boy) you were prone to romantic flights of fancy in which you imagined your future life with a loved one in a rose-surrounded country cottage where all is sweetness and light (I didn't, but each to their own and that),  can I just refer you to the fact that none of your fantasies probably involved you one day  attempting to ( Read more... )

I've tried. Honest Guv.  I just CANNOT be a DBFF fangirl. Is it the fact I am older than 13 or my apparently over-developed sense of embarrassment?  Can't tell.

*goes to curl up in ball on floor in shame and horror*

*realises carpet could do with a hoover*

*turns blind eye*

I have a case of Death.  Actually it is a cold, but it feels like the end is nigh.

Oh woe is me.

Dan is in pain, the kids are screamy, my head is bunged and I have had no sleep.  I was sooooooooooooooo hot last night - not in a shexy way - I wandered around downstairs for most of the night and finally settled on the sofa with an MP3 of Swallows and ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if that refers to Dan or me ( Read more... )