Lost in the Woods, Monday Night

[the_merriest]

So Reno had humiliated himself fabulously and now Rikku and Reno were off for some good-old fashioned dirty time, involving that abandoned shack out in the woods. They'd made it there once and then completely screwed up having dirty time. But this time? They were totally going to the abandoned shack, and there was going to be dirty time

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[raspberryturk]

"Is it just me, or is Fandom just freakin' out to get us?" Reno looked around, raising an eyebrow at the surroundings.

Yep, plenty of 'in the woods,' not so much 'abandoned shack' to go with them.

"Guess we keep wandering. Can't be too hard to get to from here, or nothin'."

... Right?

[the_merriest]

"It's the woods," she sighed. "I mean, how much woods can there even be?"

Said the girl who had never watched that meta for Blair Witch movie.

She looked around again. "You know, maybe we try going that way. And if all else fails, there are plenty of trees out here, right?"

[raspberryturk]

"Plenty of trees," Reno agreed, smirking. Hey. Treesex was just as hot as wallsex. They'd make it work.

While they walked, Reno decided to make small talk. Because he'd been too silent for too much of the day. He had to fill the dead air.

"Remind me never to go within ten meters of a tutu again, okay?"

[the_merriest]

That brought another round of the giggles. "You looked so cute," she grinned. "Especially as a chocobo! I should have asked for a chocobo-ride! And what kinda blackmail of doom did John Sheppard have on you, anyway?"

Look, it was the most logical explanation.